T4intedmilk.

whycantirap:

when your friends talk about sexual experiences and you’re just like 

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slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment

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sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

seselapod:

reasons u should play league

  • you can play as miku hatsune

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okwhatever-nevermind:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

troyesivan:

leggingsluts:

what kind of school has giant posters of their students that’s just weird

i saw this and just kind of assumed thats how things are in america

is that not how things are in america

it is not how things are in america
chipsprites:


Hoenn Regional Pokédex: Dragon-Types [x] ۞ ~  
  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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